tenderlesbian:

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

energyprison:

If youre a man and you yell thats a federal offence

Me, with my indie folk gf

hvlth-gxth:

Her: The cider on my tongue is hot with false rememberings and that’s what summer means to me
Me: Yo, what the fuck do you ever be talking about?

barbieprivilege:

its so annoying when men are trying to prove female privilege by saying we can get drinks for free like ya bc you ppl literally wanna daterape us but go off i guess…